Your Name: Put It On The List
Wait: As Long As It Takes
Sit: Wherever You Can
First: Ask For A Round Of Drinks For The Chef And Your Servers
Sake Up
Large Sapporo
Start:
Tako Yaki
Fried Chicken Cartilage

Kimchi Pork Belly
Ramen Up:
Noodles - Hard
Broth - Strong
Oil - Medium
Add:
Extra Chashu Pork
Spicy Miso
Flavored Egg
Seaweed
More: Sake
More: Sapporo
You’re Welcome.


Downtown
Lunch
Or After Midnight
Line Up
Brat Up:
Pork Bratwurst
Austin Blues
Rattlesnake Rabbit
Top: Caramelized Onions. Saurkraut.

Liberally Use: Table Side Mustards
Double Dipped Fries. Chipotle Aioli.

Beer On Tap: Chimay Or La Chouffe
Beer On Tap On A Budget: PBR
Get: Your Sausage On

When: Late Afternoon Snack, Dinner, Lunch, Anytime Really
Sit: Upstairs Tables Or Outdoor Beirgarten
Prost!: Bitburger Pilsner
Prost!: Spaten Optimator
Snacks?
Share: Sausage Platter
And: Fries
And Perhaps: Potato Pancakes

Dining?
Consume: Nurnberger Bratwurst Plate With German Fried Potatoes And Saurkraut
Consume: Turkey Bratwurst Plate With Mashed Potatoes And Saurkraut
Consume: Chicken Schnitzel With Cabbage And German Fried Potatoes
Bier: Warsteiner Pilsner
Keep It Low-Key: Leave Now
Make It A Train Wreck: Saw Of Jagermeister
Where: The Throbbing Heart Of Downtown
For: Drinks Before Or After Or During Any Occasion
Cocktail Up: The Hunter
Cocktail Up: The Falls Royale
Beer Up: Matilda On Tap
Beer Up: La Chouffe On Tap
Let: The DJ Spin Your Cares Away
Lounge: In The Truest Sense Of The Word

When: Any Dark And Stormy Night
Where: The Seedy Underbelly Of Downtown LA
Sit: Shadowy Balcony
Got Some Money?: Drink Matilda On Tap
Broke As A Joke?: PBR On Tap
Shoot: Old Overholt
Play?: Shuffleboard
Snack: Bacon Caramel Corn
Snack: Wicked Parmesan Fries
Eat: Devil Dog With Bacon And Cheddar
Tie: A Damsel Across Some Tracks
Twirl: Your Mustache And Cackle
Tip: If You Are Not Partaking In Mixed Drinks, Visit The Beer And Shots Only Bar Out Back.
Scoundrels Hate Long Lines.

